:: January 14, 2002 - I Hope I Don't Choke on Lunch ::

Looks like George W had a little trouble with a pretzel. It turns out that he's okay and it looks like it's kosher to make fun of him again. YAY! It's nice to see things lightening up again. Let's hope Dick Cheney is still kicking too.

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Beef Stew with dumplings. I ate this last night. I am very farty this morning. Sorry, I can't stop. I just did it again.



Banana Loaf with icing. Why isn't icing cold. Speaking of ice, did you ever wonder what your name would be if you were an ice hockey player?



A red apple. Red means good luck to the Chinese.



Diet Dr Pepper. It's been around a long time. People are trying to clone it like dolly the sheep.



NEWS for GEEKS! : In an effort to curb piracy Borland Software Corporation has hired a new policy writer (pictured above). Before you install anything from this company ensure you read the license agreements VERY carefully. Clicking "I Agree" could lead to storm troopers legally kicking your door in to audit your software.


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