Tara's Lunch. Feelgood
Trail Blazin' Bitz
made in North Vancouver, BC. Ingredients: certified organic brown
rice flour, organic buffalo
liver, extra virgin olive oil, & garlic. No preservatives. I'm
not sure if Tara would bite
me if I tried to take one so I can't comment on the taste.
My PB and J sandwich looks like it has a bullethole in it - Sucking
chest wound. Take it straight to the Trauma
Centre. Saran wrap is a good thing to clog up a pneumothorax
until you get to the hospital.
Watermelon Punch Fruit Roll-Up. Speaking of punches. Did you see
Mike
Tyson jumping the gun yesterday at the newscoference for his
upcoming fight with Heavyweight Champ Lennox Lewis (who is going
to kick Tyson's ass if he doesn't get banned
from the ring). Jeez, you eat
a guy's ear and things are never the same. Hey Mike,
look into some anger
management and save your enthusiasm for the ring.
French Vanilla Yogurt. No fat, but tastes yummy. I don't why it's
called French Vanilla. I didn't see anyone eating it when I was
in Paris visiting
L'arc
de Triomphe, Notre
Dame Cathedral, le
Louvre and la
Tour Eiffel.
Diet Barq's Rootbeer. Marita, Tara the dog's owner, pointed out
to me that drinking from aluminum cans is potentially a health hazard
and may be a contributing
factor in alzheimer's disease. "What
do you mean, Barq's has bite?"
