:: December 3, 2001 - Lunch Bows Again ::
Janelle
from Oxford, Ohio was nice enough to scan the article that was in
the November 29th edition of the
High
Street Journal (who's website is down at the time of this writing).
The article was interesting to say the least, but as the author appears
to be anonymous I can't really send a thank you. Oh well.
The text of the article is as follows:
"Anyone who was raised in the tri-state area knows who Mike Brown
is. And more than likely, they hate him. And I can't say I blame them.
But I plead with you to put aside you preconceived notions of the
name Mike Brown when I introduce you to Mike Browne. The last "e"
makes all the difference.
Mike Brown (sana "e") is a football mogul who ran not one
but two NFL franchises into the ground (well maybe not into the ground,
but he didn't run them into the winners circle too many times). Mike
Browne is a bored man from Canada who liek to scan his lunch an post
the pictures on the Internet.
If you want information on the aforementioned go to
mikebrownsucks.com,
there you will find all the fun that is to be had on an "enraged
fan site". But if you want to experience my web Site of the Week
go to
www.mikebrowne.com/lunch.
Mike Browne claims that he was bored at work, inside his cubicle and
decided to put his scaner to good use. Mike's job, and I assume his
mind, have been lost, but the web site remains.
Every so often Mike will scan his lunch, drink and all and post it
on the site. he then gives commentary, assuring people that his bag
of "Choclate covered caramel and macadamia nuts" are not
what they appear to be, which is a "bag of dog crap". Whew!
I don't need to see another person on the Internet eating dog crap.
Mike's last lunch contained cucumbers, potato soup, macadamia nuts,
and a bun (mmm...buns). He neglected to tell us what he drank, instead
opting for a picture of Michael Jackson. He tehn proceeded to call
Mr. Jackson a freak. A bit of the pot and the kettle situation don't
cha think?
Maybe mikebrownsucks.com should get together with mikebrowne.com and
broaden their horizons. There's a whole world of people who suck out
there. unfortuately most of them seem to have access to the Internet.
It does make my job easy, but mindnumbingly unrewarding."
Cool, eh? Right up until the last bit. Hmmmm?!
