:: December 5, 2001 - I Can See My Lunch ::

Finally, I can see again. These are the new glasses that I got from the Eye Doctor. Apparently I was a little more blind than I wanted to admit. Lunch looks worse than I tought. I must have been like a bat using sonar to navigate. Anyway, I can see now. That's what is really important. Considering what I do for work is all about vision. Duh, Mike! Duh!

Saddest apple ever! Sad apples are better than angry ones.

Fake Salami Sandwich. Fake, not a hoax like some people consider the moon landing. Speaking of hoaxes, did you know that some people who you may think are dead are still very much alive? It's a silly thing to believe all you read on the Internet.

More cookies. I must confess, I can't for the life of me remember what Carol called these.



Salad and dressing. I need to eat this. I have to eat this. I must eat this. I hate eating this. I'll try eating this. I'm really trying here. Vegetables are easier to eat when they're a lewd carrot (it's only a carrot, now come on). Some people truly hate salads, especially lettuce.



Instead of my Diet Pepsi Twist, this is another DVD that we own. Can you tell that we love Christmas. I prefer the cartoon to the Ron Howard flick. I'm a Grinch Cartoon purist for sure. Love his little dog Max (looks like Moosh) and Cindy-Lou Who is the cutest little thing ever. Boris Karloff's narration is so creepy that it still gives me the willies. Questions:
What was the grinch's problem anyway?
Maybe this will help: heart.mp3 64kb
Can anyone tell me what Dahoo Foress means?
dahoo.mp3 30kb