:: December 10, 2001 - Lunch, ARGH! ::

Still kind of sick. This cold won't go away. I need a few laughs I guess. They say laughter is the best medicine. Perhaps a few puns will help me giggle. I stole all of these from around the web:

Some puns:
Do you know the German word for brassiere? ... Stopemfrumfloppen.
A neurotic dyslexic agnostic laid awake all night wondering if there is a dog.
Why isn't phonetic spelled "fonetik?"
He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Punny names:
Optometrist -- Seymore Clearly
Insurance Salesman -- Justin Case
Insurance Adjuster -- Carlos N. Toto
Ballerina (dressing) -- Donna Tutu
Inept lion tamer -- Claude Severely
Petty thief -- Robin Steele.
Microsurgeon -- Lance Boyle.
Proctologist -- Seymore Butts.
Phys Ed teacher -- Jim Schorts.
Guy who uses mild epithets -- Evan Stubetzy.
Darth Vader's sister -- Ella.
Rancher's wife -- Barb Dwyer.
The writer of a very thick novel -- Warren Peace.

Baloney and cheese bun sandwich. A little scary looking. It could very well be the Blair Sandwitch.

Vitamins. According to Carol's note that came along with these, "We are all out of fruit and veggies, except for a cabbage." Cooking cabbage smells of farts. As well, after ingesting cabbage one tends to be more flatulent as well. Just like on Jackass last night. Right, Carol? How about farts for Christmas?

Homemade cinnamon bun. Looks like a sea serpent coiled up and ready to strike at an unsuspecting victim. How satanic!



Icing for my cinnamon bun. either that or it's Elmer's School Glue. I used to like to put this on my hand, let it dry and and peel it half way off so it looked like skin. Then I would try to creep out the girls in my class with the deadly hand of peeling skin. EEEEEK!



A Charlie Brown Christmas! You knew it was coming sooner or later. This is far and away my fave. The poor little tree that Chuck only makes worse, "I've killed it..." (*.wav 33kb) and the other kids hollering, "Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!" (*.wav 36kb) This one is 100% classic. Yes we own this one too. I told you that we love Christmas.