:: December 12, 2001 - Red Nosed Lunch ::

Am I drunk? No. Far from it today. The red nose is referring to Rudolph the Reindeer. Most likely the best known (and most oppressed) of all the reindeer that Santa keeps around.

My poor sandwich. It looks like someone stomped on it when I wasn't watching. Must have gotten messed up in my backpack n the way to work. Oh well. I'll eat it anyway.

Hot Chocolate with marshmallows! Yahoo! Very yummy! I'll have this in my new mug (see below).

Apple. Ahh no bruises. Johnny Apppleseed (who was a real guy) would be proud to eat this one.



Candy cane. I don't think this one can help you walk. To small. Unless you're Elfie the elf.



I designed the Double D logo for my pals, Ric and Art at DesignedDatabases last year. Ric gave me this mug last night. It came in a little blue velvet bag.



Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Narrated by the late Burl Ives. Rudolph doesn't quite fit in and hangs out with other misfits. These include Hermey the Elf who doesn't want to work for Santa anymore. He wants to change careers to be a "dentist" (*.mp3 16kb). And on a lunch note, Santa refuses to eat, Mrs Claus asks him, "Who ever heard of a skinny Santa?" (*.mp3 16kb) My buddy Paul went to WalMart last night and bought four of the collectible ornaments from this special for 8 bucks a pop. There are 21 to get in all. Jumpin' Jiminy! You could go broke buying this stuff.